2nd Nephi Chapter 10

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 Chapter 10


Jacob says remember that branch analogy that Lehi used? I’m going to say I came up with that


I made this meme


Also I’m going to speak of Christ who once again like Nephi I’m having an angel tell me his name. Come on Joe again? You pulled this trick already! An angel just so happened to speak to him the name of Christ and nothing else?


And I’m here to prophecy that the Jewish nation are the most wicked people in the world for killing our God! Not specific Jewish people, Jews as a whole! No other nation would kill their god 😬


The nation’s of the world will care for Jews like their family and they will return home and happy. Uh nice fantasy I guess? What the fuck is this?


The americas will be a land of liberty unless you’re a black person or native person of course. It’s not like we’d actually care about minorities here right?


Also we have no kings


Lion king gif


Also Zion always wins no matter what. Every conflict. Idk god that sounds like a boring way to do sports


Everyone who fights against zion is a whore I guess that’s because they’re about to get fucked 


Gentiles will be like fathers to native Americans. Joseph is really a huge fan of this racial paternalism. Jews and natives are to be reared and shown the wrongs of their “savage” ways so they can be properly white like Joseph wants them to be. 


God says you think Israel is the promised best land? Fuck that America is even better! America will be protected from all nations and everyone here should worship me because I made this land so great. Checkmate atheists 


Also you aren’t alone in the americas. We’ll get back to that later


Dun dun dun!

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