2nd Nephi Chapter 9

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 Chapter 9


Jacob prophesies that the Jews will return to Israel and Jesus will come to Jerusalem. Joseph you’ve said this over and over what is the point dude. 


The atonement is necessary else god would have to banish us for wickedness. So let’s get this straight he has to save us from the sins he knows we were going to commit but he just lets us do them anyway? Couldn’t we just be taught to not be bad?


Yet again another discrepancy with the trinity. It says the holy one of Israel will judge who is Jesus but current teachings say Jesus will be our advocate not the judge while the father judges. Little trinity artifacts everywhere 


The righteous will be saved the wicked won’t. 


Then some absolutely wild verses. The deaf will be punished if they don’t hear and the blind if they don’t see. Excuse me what goes uncircumcised of heart mean? That’s very not what you do with a heart dude! Just use the beattitudes please!


Those who die in their sins will be forced to face them in front of god. No way this won’t torture any Mormon that worries about not being perfect!


Jacob says now don’t complain that what I’ve said is hard but aren’t these the good dudes. Didn’t you leave the complainers behind? Who is this for!


Jacob gets tired and ends with I’m tired let’s talk more tomorrow which I’m sure everyone is thrilled at hearing more extremely repetitious rhetoric 

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